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PostSubject: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 3:40 pm

lets do some jokes Very Happy

A husband goes with his wife to a doctor...Doctor says to him : your wife is very sick...you must do 23/24 hour on a day sex or she will die...
after the control ends the wife ask her husband : what did the doctor said???
husband : that you will...die!!! Very Happy Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 3:46 pm

2 police officers talking :
- why do you put your baby to sleep on the closet
- last time he slept in bed and when he fell down i didn't heared...
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 3:48 pm

What's the difference between a blonde-woman and a turtle??
answer : when both of them fall on back they both started using their legs Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 3:49 pm

What does a blonde with 2 A4 papers ??
answer : PUZZLE Smile))
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 4:06 pm

it's time for a new world ruler and your choice will make one of this 3 comanders the ruller:

1.
He knows a few corrupted politicians, nad he belive that astral conjunction rules our lives.He smokes a lot and drink like 2 martini bottles in a day.
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He was fired 2 times , he sleeps a lot every day, he smoked opium when he was young, and drink 1/4 whiskey every evening.
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Its a sport man, and a war hero.He is vegetarian drinks beer ocasionally and never went to another woman except his wife.

Which of this 3 men would you choose for beeing the ruler of world???
Choose and after read the names. Very Happy



















1: Franklin D.Roosevelt
2: Winston Churchill
3: Adolf Hitler Very Happy:D:D
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 04, 2009 5:54 pm

ahah lol
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Mon May 18, 2009 12:49 pm

[quote="DvLu"]What does a blonde with 1 A4 papers ??
answer : drives an audi
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PostSubject: Re: lets do some jokes   Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:11 pm

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