lets do some jokes

lets do some jokes

A husband goes with his wife to a doctor...Doctor says to him : your wife is very sick...you must do 23/24 hour on a day sex or she will die...
after the control ends the wife ask her husband : what did the doctor said???
husband : that you will...die!!!

2 police officers talking :
- why do you put your baby to sleep on the closet
- last time he slept in bed and when he fell down i didn't heared...

What's the difference between a blonde-woman and a turtle??
answer : when both of them fall on back they both started using their legs

What does a blonde with 2 A4 papers ??
answer : PUZZLE ))

it's time for a new world ruler and your choice will make one of this 3 comanders the ruller:

1.
He knows a few corrupted politicians, nad he belive that astral conjunction rules our lives.He smokes a lot and drink like 2 martini bottles in a day.
2.
He was fired 2 times , he sleeps a lot every day, he smoked opium when he was young, and drink 1/4 whiskey every evening.
3.
Its a sport man, and a war hero.He is vegetarian drinks beer ocasionally and never went to another woman except his wife.

Which of this 3 men would you choose for beeing the ruler of world???
Choose and after read the names.



















1: Franklin D.Roosevelt
2: Winston Churchill
3: Adolf Hitler :D:D

ahah lol

[quote="DvLu"]What does a blonde with 1 A4 papers ??
answer : drives an audi

okk